Time Stops
May 4, 2008 by claireanne
Time mysteriously stopped today starting at about 2:26 EST or 11:26 KOTW time. Citizens were panicked. Some tried to casually ignore the situation by reading the newspaper. Others tried to calmly speculate as to what the problem was. “i heard don is trying to be more personal with the game and he will be putting a special greeting on each players wall everyday at maintenance.” said citizen David Zissman.
“I think it is server overload that occurs around maintenance,” Eric Axilbund commented.
“Phew. I thought I broked it!!” Hope Stewart laughed while Justin Wigtion shifted the blame, “Lets just blame it on someone, like Gareth lol.
No offense Gareth, but you’re probably used to it.”
Still others reacted more emotionally. “i need to yell, im getting withdrawal symptoms…does anyone have a brown paper bag? to stop me hyperventaliting???” Aaron Jackson screamed as he rocked back and forth uncontrollably in his chair. “[I'm] going to start banging my head off my walls in a min.”
Finally, the words of the creator Don put the world at peace, “I’m looking into the problem now. Thanks for your patience.”
In the words of Aaron Jackson, “Patience?? You have no idea how this is affecting us Don!” Oh well…
